Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap
Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."
by SuperBeagle July 18, 2013
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Fatman nap

When a fat man(offensive lineman) is cutting weight, and is so hungry he takes a nap to stop him from eating
by Anyonomes 48 hunnid March 08, 2022
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sap nap

Why do you put a space between your fucking idiot
It’s sapnap not sap nap bozo
by Hottie7402 October 02, 2021
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Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.
“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands
by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023
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Nigga Nap

A “Nigga Nap” is a period of sleep, usually during the day when normal people are at work, that Niggas take so that they can participate in various criminal activities during the nighttime when ordinary, non-criminal type people are asleep.
Jovan took a nigga nap before he started his shift on 12th and Main slangin’ rocks.
by B. Tarrant September 05, 2023
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Nap time

A response when something goes wrong, or someone says or does some dum shit
Ben: damn I just got rejected hardbody by Jennifer
Dan: you dumb stupid she put you on blast bro, nap time.
by Jay stewie June 23, 2017
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Fifa Nap

Used to describe a time when potential gamers are tired, and are prepared to play on the football game Fifa, but with the agreement that intermittent naps may be taken.

This can be applied to any game or activity. EG: Film Nap, food nap, read nap, talk nap and so on.
"Fifa Nap?"

"I'll play, but I might need a nap at some point, Fifa nap?"
by Chester Payton December 23, 2014
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