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Double Name 

A double name is a common occurrence in the south. If you find a girl with a double name HOLD ONTO HER. She's super sweet, but also has a great pair of tits and an ass that will make your life.
Guy 1: What's that name of that girls you've been talking to?
Guy 2: Anna Grace, she's super nice and hot!!
Guy 1: NICEE you found a girl with a double name.
Double Name by Helperboi April 21, 2018

nagger name 

Someone who has an annoying name
nagger name by Tony C III December 27, 2017

talish (name)

A Talish is a cool guy, He is nice but can be mean to like a certain person he likes. He is extremely funny 😁. He makes a lot of girls fall in love him.
talish (name) by LiiiveAALot December 24, 2018

My name intars 

A brilliant fucking meme made by all the top lads of sittingbourne
For example what’s your name mate “my name intars”
My name intars by Sittimemes January 10, 2019

MY NAME IS NOT GARY! 

When you get a text from a random number.
*gets text from random number asking for a new roof*
you: MY NAME IS NOT GARY!

my name is jew 

When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.

To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.

The code of the jew is:

Flowing through all, there is jew

There is no jew without jesus to create

There is no jesus to create without allah

Allah fades without the power of jew

Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see

There is allah in me

There is jesus in me

Jew is all things and I am jew

If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation

Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.

When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.
Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."