Ria is short diareah meaning the ria monster is another word for an abundance amount of diareah that can walk around and eat you. Thus something you dont want.
"Dude did you hear.. spencer bates had a case of the ria monster and skidd'd his pants at hockey the other day"
by annonymous November 29, 2004
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The african vagina, characterized by it's purple coloration. The purple monster tends to be much better summed up by the phrase "large and in charge" than the boring pink vagina of a white woman.
by Bretttt March 10, 2008
Get the Purple Monster mug.Used to describe the long-term affects on someone who uses crank (methamphetmine). Often the person will be sickly skinny, with dark circles around their eyes, cuts and scabs in varying parts of their body and look, sometimes drastically, prematurely aged.
"When I came back into town I was gonna hit up Steph, but she looks horrible now man, a real crank monster."
"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."
"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."
by Horus November 10, 2005
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Get the cookie monster mug.a creature of pure torture or pleasure depending on it's usage. most commonly found to be residing within the denim confines of eric bana's pants. when venturing out of said confines, it prefers warm, moist caverns and is known to burrow deep within these trenches for comfort.
will attack if provoked.
will attack if provoked.
by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom November 3, 2007
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