Skip to main content

Monster Hitman

The most awsome energy shot ever... even better when combine with a regualr monster...

(WARNING: May cause high amounts of energy. Therefore after drink you may become Hyper as hell.)
some random guy: OMG ITS A MONSTER HITMAN!!!!!!
by Xaal March 15, 2009
mugGet the Monster Hitman mug.

Monster House

A massive beast! Just like in the movie, swallowing men whole out of anger and pure fat rage! You can also scream for this form of fat person; " The white whale has surfaced!"
Watch out for Monster House! She'll gobble you up!
by Cosmo_K February 4, 2010
mugGet the Monster House mug.

Monster Strike

Monster Strike is a Japanese mobile game that is very fun.
Use Monster Strike when talking about Monsters and baseball strikes.
by U r Fat Mama Fat May 13, 2019
mugGet the Monster Strike mug.

Monster Pussy

What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.

A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)

Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.
Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”

Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”

Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”
by Oatsngoats chat June 12, 2019
mugGet the Monster Pussy mug.

fecal monster

Fecal Monster. Like the Cookie Monster, only with more Nutty bits.
"Get your head out of that toilet bowl you fecal monster, and give me a bit of rim jaw instead "
by JiF October 30, 2003
mugGet the fecal monster mug.

Pash Monster

A female who goes around toungue kissing anyone and everyone they come into contact with.

Pash Monsters usually are found at house parties
Hey dude watch out for that Pash Monster, shes a freak
by Richard Jackson February 10, 2005
mugGet the Pash Monster mug.

Breath Monster

Used to describe brutes who don't brush their teef.
Get yer halitosis out of my grill u breath monster
by Darren Llewellyn Glynn April 11, 2005
mugGet the Breath Monster mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email