The Minnesota Mustard Monster

when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.

man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?

yes.

by jon lol October 7, 2021

boom chaka chaka monster

The monster from the episode of chowder when gumbo tried to get revenge on mung daal

I hate the boom chaka chaka monsters its so creepy.

by Imblackbitch June 7, 2022

the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.

"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"

by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022

monst

Really terrible looking fat chick. Rating is below a 2.0 on a 10 point scale. Prowls for highly intoxicated gentlemen at bar time whose vision and judgment is clearly impaired.

Wow, Z took a monst home from the bar last night, she was barely human.

by DVR February 11, 2007

jizz monster

a person who likes to wank alot

ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!

by jizz monster March 27, 2008

Monster

A person who likes to frighten others and drink free soda. They use shaker cans and are not easily intimidated. They are never expected and have ninja-like reflexes.

"That monster came out of nowhere. he was all like grr and i was like oh shit."

by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

monster

Best Energy Drink out there, Light years ahead of Redbull.

Person 1: Damn this Monster is niceee.
Person 2: Damn gimme some of that!

by onemic September 7, 2006