mittens

a ridiculous way to hide your drunken mistakes

After he wrecked his bike in a drunken stupor, he came to work with "mittens" on

by AJ mittens May 13, 2014

Mitten kitten

A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.

Of course she can build a bonfire, she's a mitten kitten.

by Dunechix92 May 18, 2017

mitteleuropa

German word for central Europe. A related term is Plan mitteleuropa witch refers to the Prussian military expansion to eastern Europe. The idea was to colonize much of eastern Europe and exploit them for economic reasons. It (Plan mitteleuropa) laid the groundwork for the Nazi policy of Lebensraum.

Even if many people nowadays say Hungary is in eastern Europe, it is actually in mitteleuropa or central Europe as we say in English.

by Earl of Warwick July 7, 2017

mittsey

A cute and loving dog. She’s always there when you need her. Mittsey loves cuddling and the great outdoors.

I love Mittsey. She’s an awesome dog.

by Guenther May 17, 2018

Minuteskin

A slang term for anti-racist Skinheads living in or from New England. Usually style not differing much from other Skinheads. Sometimes wearing Newsie Caps, and wearing green, adding an Irish element to the look.

It's good to see some Minuteskins coming down here attending the Ska Festival.

by Davey Doomer April 8, 2019

Minute Maid

A brand of lemonade. This is the driest and most sugary drink you will ever sip. If you are to drink Minute Maid, do not acquire this drink from Hardees/Carls Jr. You have been warned.

"My son was problem having his baby teeth get out, so I gave him Minute Maid. All his teeth rotted before my very eyes

by volttacke990 December 2, 2019

Mittello

A fat 12 year old sitting on his bed playing video games all day, loves to piss people off to the max, what some would call a salt miner. He loves Fortnite and everyone hates him for it, he cannot yo a day without saying Fortnite, he’s also a piece of shit who cried about his last urban dictionary post

Fatass little cunt, I hate mittello.

by 2886 December 31, 2019