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Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.
by StarringBecca October 7, 2011
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john macken

An absolutely amazing guy. Clever, handsome, strong and all in all a great guy. He is an amazing sportsman, especially in football and quite outspoken. He rarely opens up and he often would show his love for you. He doesn't care what others think about him; he just gets on with life. He is a good public speaker and rarely gets nervous.

Negatives:
He's just too handsome.
by 123JMAN123 November 25, 2013
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sloot machine

originated in the early 1920's, the sloot machine was derived from the word "sloot," an adjective used to describe a girl with promiscuous tendencies. Sloot machines love to get paid, laid, and fucked - but don't bother calling back, or they'll eat you up alive! Some of their hobbies include feeding the poor, hitting the stacks, and suckin' mad dick. They oftentimes demonstrate poor judgement and in many instances lack a proper sense of self-worth.

Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.
Hey Jon, did you see that sloot machine down the river? what a train wreck!
by ezraJ May 13, 2014
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tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds
Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)
by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014
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dick maché

After fornication whilst the dick is still wet with lubricants and sex juices, it is the the act of coating tissues on the dick thus paper maché-ing the dick.
After sex, we like to indulge in the art of dick maché-ing to commerate each occasion.

She likes to keep extra tissues handy not because it will be messy but because she enjoys an old fashion dick maché.

The real fun begins after sex when I dick maché you.

Some say she's a prostitute, some say she's an artist for her work in dick maché.
by sour something January 27, 2014
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Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!
I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer
by Jimmy Rox May 15, 2015
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elf machine

The place you end up after a large dose of the psychedelic, yet naturally endogenous, neurotransmitter DMT or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.
"What up with Dave man?"
"He's all up in that Elf Machine'
by Woodrose November 11, 2015
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