Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022

die machine

the second best cold war zombies map pronounced D-I-E - M-A-C-H-I-N-E but huge gays call it D-E-E - M-A-C-H-I-N-A

jimmie- hey bro wanna play some diee machina zombies?
landon- its pronounced die machine you fucking failed abortion.

by Trash Nash June 9, 2022

Ralph Macchio

The most hottest guy to ever exist.

“You see him? Ralph Macchio. I’d do anything for him”

by macchiolvr369 October 2, 2022

Heavy Machinery

A plus size woman

Guy #1: Bro I didn’t buy tinder gold just to swipe through some heavy machinery

Guy #2: Bruh that’s brutal

by Inspector February 13, 2023

Milking machine

When a man bends over with his arms pulled back, holding hands for that extra romance as the woman behind him uses a tube top or some other method to keep her breasts pressed together for the man's dick to lay snug between for her to extract every last drop, going as far as to rim him or suck on his balls to make sure to wring out every drop like a milking machine at a stud farm.

"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*

by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023

Bastard Machine

“One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE

Bastard Machine; “Those dudes Bastard Machine from Santa Cruz are hard sh%t rock’N roll!”

by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023

Green Machine

Arguably one of the best Stoner Rock genre songs. Released on June 30th, 1992, by the now defunct Stoner Rock band, Kyuss, on the "Blues for the Red Sun" album. Written by Brant Bjork, and Kyuss's first single. Though Nick Oliveri played the bass, in the music video, Scott Reeder played instead, since Oliveri left the band shortly after the release of the album.

Dave: "Hey, do you wanna listen to Green Machine?

Chris: "Fuck yeah bro! I wanna listen to Green Machine! Blast that shit!"

by Taysom Hill November 25, 2022