Look at you, moving up in the world

It's a smart remark for when someone does something good, or when one purchased new things for bragging rights. Basically, this phrase is used when one is bragging about something of unimportance. It is used in a sarcastic tone.

"Oh man, my parents bought me a new car!"
"Look at you, moving up in the world."

by this is b0ss September 21, 2009

look with your eyes, not with your mouth

a response given to someone who always asks "have seen my ____." Especially useful when said person took little or no time to actually "look" on their own.

Stupid Roomate: "Have you seen my car keys?"

You: "Look with your eyes, not with your mouth."

by Randomaxe May 17, 2012

why you look HIV positive

A comeback used when someone trys to cut on you peferably for wehn the insult begins with " why".

Damani : "Damn, why you so fat"
Kayla: : " Why you look HIV positive"
Damani: (says nothing)

by YaGirlResaa July 22, 2009

ugly bitch trying to look pretty

A female that tries to look good by hiding her true attributes, usually a girl who tries to take a lot of pictures on online dating sites where she hides her fat or ugly side so that a male mistakes for that of a pretty girl. These pictures usually hide moles, fat, and just overall hideousness. Maybe found all over the world.

"Yo I'm about to bag this girl Christina on myspace" "Oh hell no nigga, she's fat as hell, she's on of those girls who are an ugly bitch trying to look pretty"

by ALLhailTHISnigga March 11, 2009

Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

by Nick D February 10, 2003

Do I look like an octopus?

Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.

Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.

by DoraKnob November 15, 2009

look before you leap

When taking a dump, ensuring that there is sufficient toilet paper available before commencing the evacuation.

Dave didn't look before you leap, causing some embarassment.

by Baz3 January 28, 2008