lunch lady

(n.) One who undertakes the menial occupation of serving lunch to minors in school and is generally unattractive and/or hairy. The food served is generally subpar and may or may not contain the pubic hair of other "lunch ladies." Due to the overall degradation of this occupation, all minors whose mothers are "lunch ladies" are embarrassed and must endure all sorts of ridicule from fellow students. Also commonly referred to as one's "bitch."

Shut up, your mom serves me food; I mean, she's the lunch lady for fuck's sake.

by Board of Education May 17, 2006

lunch lady

Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.

Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???

I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.

by TheNativez April 21, 2007

lady bumps

an expression for breasts, easy to use in pleasant company or when you want to distract attention away from yourself or your janets.

"man, look at the bumps on that lady!"

"do you like my lady bumps?"

"i'd like to buy a bump holder. do you have 38DD?"

"get your dirty eyes off my lady bumps, you creep!"

by All American Boy November 4, 2006

Lady gaga ass pussy

What homos call there asshole.

Also called their Adam Lampert, Ryan Seacrest, Big Bird

Please put that ragging hard cock in my butt-hole

my lady gaga ass pussy is so chaffed right now

by mlk34 April 1, 2010

Lady balls

The act in which a girl is in an argument and the antagonist says something so rude where you tell them to suck your balls as a female.

Karen: Ha you look like a burnt potatoe
Sarah: Suck my lady balls

by Me_no_never July 12, 2018

lady spaz

shes a urban gash and an urban lash

urban girl with heavy eyelashes

by lady wormz June 9, 2004

ladycracker

1.Top lady amongst the crackers
2.Girl with fondness for turbans
3.Lady so hot your head hurts
4.Titty fuck aficionado
5.chick who knocks your dick in the dirt

Now she's a real ladycracker

by Ladycracker April 3, 2005