This has two means to it actually...
1. When your kitten plays in a pit full of rusty metal scrap pieces.
2. The act of rubbing a rusty pipe around on your vagina.
1. When your kitten plays in a pit full of rusty metal scrap pieces.
2. The act of rubbing a rusty pipe around on your vagina.
1. Dude you clean kitten is going to turn into a rusty kitten.
2. Honey? Why did you give yourself a rusty kitten??
2. Honey? Why did you give yourself a rusty kitten??
by Taco Sanchez August 3, 2006
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1. a nickname randomly given to a best friend after a fight.
2. a nickname perferably used to give sexually appealing people a better place in the world.
3. a cheap hooker found in reno.
2. a nickname perferably used to give sexually appealing people a better place in the world.
3. a cheap hooker found in reno.
by Paige and daytona June 11, 2008
Get the sex kitten mug.Rarely seen in real life, the sticky kitten is a daring and wild move that will leave even the most experienced of partners exasperated. Fetch the household cat and keep it nearby during sex. Right before the man ejaculates, he flips the girl onto her stomach (if she is not already assumed there), creates a paste of demon seed on her back, and heaves the cat there similar to a "Superman" maneuver. This has the added benefit that it can precede a Superman, and then the lovely lady will appear to have a hunch.
I was in the sack with Lucy last night and Meowmers came strolling along, so I gave that bitch a sticky kitten!
by Clintr0n December 19, 2008
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Get the kittenhips mug.A person (male or female) who hovers around the kitchen whenever someone else is in it because they believe it to be THEIR territory and doesn't think anyone else can function properly in the kitchen. A portmanteau of "kitchen" and "hovercraft".
by ebkf January 10, 2009
Get the kitchencraft mug.The Kitchen Quest is an internationally recognised quest undertaken by people under the influence of many psychoactive Drugs (Usually chronic or acid).
The quest is a simple, and is usually performed to counter the state of which we name 'the munchies'.
The first stage of the quest, is so to first find a safe happy environment to stand up in (this is to maintain a safe state of mind during this short yet complex stage of the quest).
This stage can involve friends, pets or any solid fixed objects.
The second stage of the quest is to leave the room quickly and quietly, making sure not to grab the attention of 'grabbers'
Make sure that if there are any participants involved, you must create a symbol or maneuver in order to make sure the participants are aware that a quest has began.
The third, and sometimes most frustrating of the steps, is to locate the kitchen, this can sometimes be difficult if you are in a location that you have no prior knowledge of (a unhappy area). This can also be difficult even if you are in your own home, as many substances cause you to forget where/what/who and when you are.
Therefore it is important to sometimes seek external help, making sure not to give to much, or let them know your intentions. (try to keep your cool, and resist the temptation to chew your own face)
The final stage is to enter the kitchen and maintain a safe happy environment for you to finish your quest in.
try to resist breaking things, as this makes eating stuff more difficult.
Slowly open the fridge/ freezer, making sure the oven has been preheated, or the microwave located.
Finally, eat ever nutritious object in the kitchen, making sure to leave nothing for anyone else...
The quest is a simple, and is usually performed to counter the state of which we name 'the munchies'.
The first stage of the quest, is so to first find a safe happy environment to stand up in (this is to maintain a safe state of mind during this short yet complex stage of the quest).
This stage can involve friends, pets or any solid fixed objects.
The second stage of the quest is to leave the room quickly and quietly, making sure not to grab the attention of 'grabbers'
Make sure that if there are any participants involved, you must create a symbol or maneuver in order to make sure the participants are aware that a quest has began.
The third, and sometimes most frustrating of the steps, is to locate the kitchen, this can sometimes be difficult if you are in a location that you have no prior knowledge of (a unhappy area). This can also be difficult even if you are in your own home, as many substances cause you to forget where/what/who and when you are.
Therefore it is important to sometimes seek external help, making sure not to give to much, or let them know your intentions. (try to keep your cool, and resist the temptation to chew your own face)
The final stage is to enter the kitchen and maintain a safe happy environment for you to finish your quest in.
try to resist breaking things, as this makes eating stuff more difficult.
Slowly open the fridge/ freezer, making sure the oven has been preheated, or the microwave located.
Finally, eat ever nutritious object in the kitchen, making sure to leave nothing for anyone else...
Stoner 1: Hey man, im fucking hungry...
Stoner 2: *Quietly* Kitchen quest?
Stoner 1: yea sounds good, make sure to signal Darren and Jerome first, they're gurning their twat off...
Stoner 2: *Quietly* Kitchen quest?
Stoner 1: yea sounds good, make sure to signal Darren and Jerome first, they're gurning their twat off...
by IFUCKMYDOG July 24, 2009
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