Kissed a manikin

Kissed a manikin: The expression to describe the phenomenon that takes place when everything is perfect in a relationship and you take it for granted and cheat on your partner and ruin the perfect relationship. The manikin is the person that you can't have.

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John and his wife had the perfect relationship, until John "kissed a manikin".

by Professor guldenstein June 21, 2020

throat kisses

When a penis makes contact with the back of a throat

Nicole pulled down my pants and gave me throat kisses

by GSP shit talkers January 19, 2018

Shin Kisses

Shin kisses is when a man is pissing and the water splashes back up and hits his shins

Kyle: Aw man I just got shin kisses all over me
Dravin: Yeah bro shin kisses are the worst

by IEatDooDoo April 16, 2021

mwah-kiss

air kiss. rub cheek to cheek with pursed lips popping into clear air

She mwah-kissed the actress , chatted up the artists and gave an interview to a reporter.

by martinbarn January 5, 2014

STFU kiss

The kind of kiss when you want your girlfriend or boyfriend just to shut the fuck up.

He was explaninig to his girlfriend a long boring story so she gave him a STFU kiss.

by brencelj October 10, 2011

Jon's Kiss

When someone who suffers from hemorrhoid inflammation pulls down their pants and gently presses their hemorrhoids onto a person's cheek

Bro 1 "A sprig of rosemary adds great flavor, it's called a chefs kiss."

Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*

by IGotDaBullets August 8, 2023

Shark kiss

The act of kissing significant other with an open mouth and teeth exposed

Babe I’m going to shark kiss you on the face

by Gadnuck the destroyer February 25, 2020