slow key

the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time

Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now

by Snaplatts August 11, 2020

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.

"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"

by FishLUL April 25, 2025

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.

"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."

by FishLUL April 25, 2025

universal key

A card used to break into a house.

I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card

by JOHN WRIGHT NOW August 07, 2008

Noah Key

the drummer of the band, chapter 13.

A very gorgeous young man, with a serious talent.

Noah key is such a great drummer, Chapter 13 are lucky to have him.

by lillsclark;) January 05, 2021

dusty key

A key that is soooo old it has never been used. It is for your chastity belt. U have been a virgin for quite some time

Damn that is one dusty key ya Damn virgin head ass

by The Friendly Nazi July 12, 2017

Key kucked

Someone gets key kucked when playing Among us on polus when the imposter either tries to fake keys by standing there to long, to short or just forgot keys all together.

Yellow got key kucked, vote yellow he skipped keys.
Green stood at keys for like 12 seconds vote Green.
Purple stood at keys for a second vote purple.

by TheSpoop September 13, 2020