gavel jockey

another name for a judge

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."

by B2274 January 3, 2008

forum jockey

a person who posts online in a manner to make themselves impressive and is often caught up in his/her own lie by other online posters

posterA: i raced a ferrari on main street with my car last night and kicked its butt.

posterB: main street has been shut for a week.

posterC: haha, what a forum jockey

by rxm6 February 18, 2009

molly jocking

the act of fucking around

"Dustin, quit molly jocking around and finish up your work, you little shit!"

by dodoheaddd September 21, 2009

Grundle Jocking

The act of disturbing one's grundle.

Matt was jocking my grundle yesterday.. it got really annoying. <<< Also known as Grundle Jocking

by np600 March 6, 2010

FB Jockey

A person who is on Facebook (and other social networks) frequently.

That dude is an FB Jockey.

by ryko716 March 11, 2010

booth jockey

One who spends a lot of time behind the table at any type of convention or trade show.

One who works a lot of convention booths.

1; "Man look at that guy, he looks bored just standing there all day"
2; "You know, the life of a booth jockey is not that easy"

by Dr_Ninja March 16, 2010

remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc

Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.

by kingofgeats July 20, 2010