Uzair Jacobs

...gay

"Yo, y'know Uzair Jacobs? Yeaahhhhh...hella gay<3"

by AndOMGcholesterol November 22, 2019

Jacob Josefson

a Swedish hockey player, drafted 2008 first round in the NHL Entrey Draft by the New Jersey Devils
most likely is going to be a totally unstoppable player in a few years

Jacob Josefson just scored us the goal that made us the Stanley Cup Champions.

by Field Playa October 29, 2010

Jacob

Usually a d-d-d-d-d-douchebag

"Did you hear about Jacob?"

"Yeah he's a douchebag."

by Cornonlyspeakingthetruthagain July 10, 2017

Jacob

Anyone named Jacob is probably going to manipulate you, make you feel like shit, get mad at everything you do, not let you hang out with your friends and be overal controlling. Guys named Jacob are known to cheat with whores. Don’t talk to boys named Jacob

Girl 1: are you ok?
Girl 2: no
Girl 1: why not?
Girl 2: that asshole Jacob

by _swarley_ May 29, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

A very sweet person who cares very deeply for his fans

Jacob Sartorius is such a sweet boy.

by Duhitzme22 April 19, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

A boy who is now a singer/ songwriter one of the best people his fandom has ever seen. Jacob Sartorius is a boy who has brown hair and brownish eyes. He is the best person you will ever know. He is also someone that you will call ugly names but when you get to know him you fall in love.

Sartorian: OMG JACOB SARTORIUS

Jacob Sartorius: Hey guys nice to meet you

by jacobsartorius16 October 5, 2018

Jacob

A vile, lecherous pervert. The only reason he doesn't jerk off in public is because his gut doesn't let him reach easily. Almost certainly has sick sexual fantasies about every single woman he sees (and probably a few of the men, too). Limit communication as much as possible. If you recieve anything from him, burn it as soon as possible to prevent contamination of your personal belongings.

Jacob: I dreamed about you last night, Casie...
Casie: Fuck off, Jacob.

by WEEBTRON April 5, 2017