public execution jerk

When one is to begin whacking it and join a zoom meeting with your camera set to automatically be on. Try to finish before you join.

Just failed the public execution jerk jimmie.

by victorcharlieinthefield January 27, 2021

jerk

N: One who jerks
V: To sexually please your self

You jerk!

by Bladder Aches November 10, 2003

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.

Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.

by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021

jerk

dylan
a boy who likes to say "your mom's face" a lot

Dylan you are such a jerk!

by garb master March 18, 2005

jerkass

self-explanitory, an insult used by few.

you are a jerkass.

by olaf December 3, 2003

circle jerk

punk rock band from the 90s

I got the circle jerk's CD 'gig' the other day

by Kate January 10, 2005

Jenko

Going for a Jenko

The act of emptying your bladder before :-

1) Going on your lunch break
2) Going on a Journey
3) Doing something which means a toilet will not be readily available.

Work mate 1) Just going for a Jenko lads
Work mate 2) Thats a shout, I'll join you - its 5.25 and work has nearly finished, I don't want it to cut into my free time.

by Mark Jenkinson December 10, 2008