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Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...
Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...
by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021
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matti-jean

A girl who seems very sweet and kind, but her are deceiving she is actually naughty and dosnt listen and gets upset if she dosnt get her way. Matti-jean usally born in june are cute but evil once she gets to know you.
Matti-jean you are annoying when u cry for no reason.
by Billybobcow May 31, 2020
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Don't talk to jean!

This is a famous saying popularized in the Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder".

Experienced players will usually shout this out in the online chat to signify that they have reached the end area of "Catacombes de Paris" which is a map from guts and blackpowder. About the map, there is an NPC known as Jean-Louise-le_petit-oui-oui-duboire (He's French). If you talk to the NPC it will trigger the end wave and it will spawn a bunch of zombies. They need to let the sappers of the team build barricades before talking to him so they will be prepared once the horde comes. (The horde is only activated if you talk to him so if you stay out of his vicinity you could in theory never let the horde ever spawn).
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "We reached the end of the Catacombs! Oh who that guy, I'm gonna ask him for help!"
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Wait no! Don't talk to jean!
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "What? Why?
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Talking to him will trigger the horde, if we let the sappers build before talking to him we will have barricades already set up."
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "Oh, ok i understand..."
French soldier 3 (idk): *Talks to Jean either way*

Server: A votekill has been placed on French soldier 3.
by Gutted mania May 2, 2024
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Jean-Gabriel

This person generally identifie itself as she/he and really loves the gay stuff.

Despite the fact that this person describes itself as non-gendered, Jean-Gabriel is very close to his emotions. His challenge is to balance his emotions in order to grow internally.
« Jean-Gabriel, stop touching my nips »
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Jean twin

Any funny looking and extremely/very black African male or male in general is referred to as "Jean twin"
**Big black african with big lips walks down the street**
Kid 1: Look its Jean twin!...
Kid 2: ...Jean twin
by Urban Dictionary Official US November 26, 2021
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jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants
Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo
by Ur667 May 23, 2016
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Jean-Denis

a man with an enourmous fat daddy donkey cock.
Evan: hey did you hear how Antoine LaGrenade's wife got fucked by a student

Thomas: yea i heard he got cucked by Jean-Denis

Evan: wow he has such a gargantuan baby blaster
by LordChodiusThe3rd September 13, 2022
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