STONEWALL JACKSON

the act of finger slamming two girls at once while screaming STONEWALLLLLLLL!!!!! JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!! with both arms at full extension

"Dude, last night I blacked out and 'STONEWALL JACKSONED' the shit out of those twins"
"STONEWALLLLLLLL JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!"

by Johnathon Daniels February 24, 2010

Jackson

A large testicular cyst, often becoming so huge that it begins to split and grow inside-out. Cause of these cysts are unknown but men who are sexually active have a .3% higher chance of getting one. The only known cure to a Jackson is by inserting a super-heated rod into the center of the cyst (also called the Lincrem) which will erupt the cyst, clearing it of excess pus and fluids (The fluids are too thick to be taken out via syringe), finally the excess fold of skin must be quickly surgically removed to prevent a bleedout.

That man's Jackson has become infected, it must be operated on immediately.

by Doctor Outland August 28, 2013

Jacksonville

City in North Florida filled with hicks, rednecks, retarded Republicans, NASCAR enthusiasts and general ass clowns. (See 2000, 2004 election results)

Locals of which are easily pissed off when viewing national weather maps and not being able to see their local temperature while Miami's is prominently displayed. This usually leads to a long discussion about how Jacksonville is "bigger" than Miami. While its meager population of 700,000 dim bulbs pales in comparison to the Miami metro area's 6 million.

Locals may also get angered when others outside the city never heard of them, which may result in similar rant as aforementioned.

Hick 1: WTF!! Where's Jacksonville on the map?

by Shingo56 September 22, 2007

Jackson Lane Change

While having sex, going from vagina to anus and back again, with no set pattern or frequency.

That girl from Ole Miss got a UTI last week because her ex-boyfriend pulled a Jackson Lane Change on her after the debutante ball.

by Terkitron February 19, 2008

Jackson 5

when a male or female has not shaved there genitals for a long period of time and their pubic hair resembles and afro from the members of the Jackson 5

G1: you see Claire she's got a Jackson 5 down there

by liljonjonisreal November 1, 2018

mr jackson

A mellow math teacher that will let you get away with almost anything everyone deserves a mr. Jackson

Man math class today was Mr. Jackson
Mr Jackson meaning cool or relaxed

by Running through the 6 with my April 9, 2015

Pull a Jackson

To do all in one's power to deliberately and maliciously cause an elevator's doors to close when it is quite obvious that others nearby desire to ride in it.

Man, that dude totally just tried to pull a Jackson. We almost had to take the stairs all the way up to the 17th floor.

by Robin B. March 19, 2008