flop jacket

a condom, but only applies to a flacid penis.

If erect, it becomes a skin suede shoe.

Yeah, I had the trojan on, but her dank was quite stank so it just became a flop jacket.

by MrCerebellum August 19, 2008

Bone Jacked

Stealing the style of one who is dead.

Guy 1: "I was wearing some Brown/red leather pants, a white-collared button down shirt, and a big concho belt..."

Guy 2: "Soo... you Bone Jacked Jim Morrison?"

by okaystfu May 15, 2009

Cracker Jacked

when a white person either robs someone or beats someone in a game or sport. Can be used to emphasis an accomplishment. In rare occurences such as a white person dunking on someone else. It has also been used to describe a white person that is high on crack cocaine.

"You just got cracker jacked!"

"Pass that pipe honky, i wanna get cracker jacked"

by Prof. Ram Jam August 26, 2009

Neo Jacket

An awesome looking trench coat that gives you the ability to dodge bullets and see the matrix.

Nick: Dude! What is that?
Zach: It's my awesome neo jacket! Quick lets test it. SHOOT ME!

by niza jallen gressette October 17, 2009

Green Jacket

A variation on a superman in which one ejaculates on ones partners back and then throws dollar bills on the ejaculate.

Named for the Green Jacket won at the Masters Golf Tournament at Augusta National.

I totally gave that stripper a green jacket last night.

by Mr. Tiger Woods September 9, 2010

Swag Jacket

A jacket that causes one to look so swag, no matter what else theyre wearing

Lady: "OMG that guy is so hot, I like his swag"
Woman: "which guy?"
Lady: The one taking his jacket off, over there"
Woman "OMG that guy is so gross"
Lady: "Youre right, he must have been wearing a Swag Jacket"

by Toast Toastin' Toast December 15, 2011

dusty jacket

when you accidentally drop a condom on the floor and it gets all dirty.... but you use it anyway

"i dropped the condom as i opened it and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"

"i dropped the condom while opening it, and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"

by the dusty jacket guy March 2, 2015