A Boring ass alcoholic hillbilly town south of Decorah. It is the most boring place on earth there is nothing to do there except get drunk, stoned or just leave town!!! Never come to this town unless you intend to become lame like everyone else from calmar!!!
by Eatalottapuss January 24, 2017
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