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by Anonymous 3.0 BETA February 22, 2011
Get the Middle Finger Discount mug.Galdalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.
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You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
Jose: Hey remember Crossroads Middle School?
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
by anonymous December 8, 2022
Get the Crossroads Middle School mug.A middle school that has mostly horrible teachers. Kids that smell like shit. That is run by a group called the Becky’s. There are Becky boys and Becky girls. The Becky boys are annoying and think their funny, but half the school wants to be them. Most of their only friends outside of group are some of the Becky girls, and the three coolest of the Becky boys have a lot of friends outside BMS like in high school. So they think there really cool, but there just assholes. The Becky girls are all competing and have a social high archery inside there own group. There is one number one, then two bellow that hate each other but still like the number one. One of the number twos acts like she’s number one but she’s just annoying. Everyone after is kind of even in popularity, but they all want to be number one. Then there’s a whole other group of Becky’s (want to be Becky’s) that are irrelevant basic bitches. Becky number one has friends out side of BMS so do Becky number 2s but other then that there all losers that fight with there own “friends” all the time. The rest of the school is basically split into three groups the ppl that hate the Becky’s except a couple nice ones that are popular for being nice and funny (like Becky number one), the people that wants to be them, and the kids that pick there nose and sit alone at lunch and have long crusty hair.
Person: “Do you like your Berkshire Middle School?”
Student: “No it’s full of Becky Bitches and assholes, horrible teachers, and stank ass hoes.”
Student: “No it’s full of Becky Bitches and assholes, horrible teachers, and stank ass hoes.”
by goblue April 18, 2019
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despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
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