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dutch almond

This is when any individual extracts gas from the anus region and proceeds to trap the victim under a blanket and/or sheet, resulting in suffocation of the victim.
"AHH IVE JUST BEEN DUTCH ALMONDED, HELP"
"MY HUSBAND WOULDNT STOP DUTCH ALMONDING ME LAST NIGHT"
by Dutch Almond February 29, 2016
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dutch poke

A method of card shuffling whereby the middle of the deck is 'poked' out with your index finger and placed on the top of the deck.
I used a dutch poke to shuffle the cards.
by Snoop Dog 373 April 24, 2017
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Dutch Oven

To receive a Dutch Oven is when a hooker from Amsterdam poops in your mouth after they had a bowl of chipotle with chicken and beans.
The hookie finally ate chipotle and pulled a dutch oven on me last night. The best night I've ever had!
by mouthshithooker April 22, 2020
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The Dutch Foot

Example 1.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfiend is so mad at me. What do I do?
Guy 2: Just give her the Dutch Foot and she'll never be mad again.
Guy 1: Of course, what was I thinking?

Example 2.
Guy 1: I like to soak my Dutch Foot in warm water for about 5 minutes before I use it.
Guy 2: I usually refrigerate my Dutch Foot before use.

Example 3.
Wow, my girlfiend really knows how to handle the Dutch Foot. She put it in her ear last night... Mindblowing.
by The Dutchfootinator. December 11, 2012
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Dutch Governor

The individual who governs and or performs a dutch oven (fart under covers and hold blanket over head) on any individual including themselves.
As the dutch governor I command you to smell this fart under the blanket until I release you.
by Del Mar Dante January 11, 2012
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Dutch handshake

When a woman places one rubber hand with the elbowpart into her vagina, untill only the flat hand is sticking out of her birthchannel. Then the man tries to shake the flat hand on a firm manner, giving the slotanimal a pleasant and rough sensation in her slot.
Lindsay asked Bob to introduce himself to her. Then he gave her a Dutch handshake, which led to a juicy zenith.
by Bitterballo June 28, 2014
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dutch tulip

In short a dutch tulip is when someone has a rectal prolapse.

The long version...
The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
I've been hammering bae's butthole a lot lately and last night I gave her a Dutch Tulip.
by bradgnar September 7, 2016
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