Honderwerwindt

The legend of honderwerwindt states that in Grizedale forest there is a donkey, with another donkey placed atop of it upside down, with its limbs stretched out in different directions. If you see the donkey, you will be turned into a statue alike it was many years ago, or if you hear it, you will be met with the fate of larry the space guy. To avoid these tragic endings, one must either never go to Grizedale, or offer them gifts of stale bread around each statue, not assume THEIR gender, praise the lord, brush your teeth twice per day and write a poem.

Can I hear honderwerwindt?

by Doesgodknowallaboutme May 14, 2019

Honda Clone

A Honda Clone is a generic term describing a small engine produced in China that is reverse engineered from a Honda small engine. It is also sometimes called a "Chonda". These engines are growing in popularity because of the their cheap prices. The most popular Honda Clone is called the "Predator" engine, sold at Harbor Freight.

These engines can be found on anything from lawn mowers, generators, snow blowers, and pressure washers.

Although prices are low, their reputation in the small engine world has mixed views. The quality of the Chinese engines is not as good as Honda, and some have reported that that they have a 1/4 failure rate, i.e. a quarter of the engines produced are duds. Despite all this, it is a very popular with recreational vehicles such as go karts and mini bikes, mainly because they are much cheaper compared to the competition such as Honda or Briggs and Stratton.

"Oh, you have a Honda Clone on your mini bike?"
"Yeah. It only cost me $130 at Harbor Freight. It seems like everyone is putting Predator engines on everything nowadays."
"Wow. You sure can't beat that price. But I'll be honest. I feel that that those engines are a bit overrated."

"What makes you say that?"
"Well, you said it yourself! Everyone seems to be swapping the same exact engines on their machines. Doesn't that sound boring to you?"
"....well, you've got me there..."

by Omegadoomship64 March 31, 2019

horndawg

When a young male goes for a significant amount of time (standard of a few months,but varies as per different people) without copulating or any form of sexual gratification, he enters a state of agitation. Sometimes this state can evolve into a full out horndog, but it can also evolve into a horndawg. The latter is one in which the person is craving a fuck,and often acts out on his impulses,but may just miss the mark in some way, and is thwarted in the final act or something.. In this state the person is still somewhat wound up,but is also somewhat resigned , so does some more chilled out activities like pinging women randomly online or smoking some weed to pass the time and relax, also may end up defining quirky slangs on a niche internet forum.

After messing up my act in the college fest last night, I really turned into a horndawg

by jhinchac August 26, 2019

Horndog

A Mexican guy who plays xbox that thirsts for a egirl from a different state.

Damn, that GreyInc1472 is a real Horndog.

by HentaiConnoisseur13 December 15, 2019

Houdini

The god of finesse, nature, and knownism app in one. (also known as houdini2times on social networks)

All hail Houdini. Houdini is me in history.

by E.W.TheCreator December 24, 2019

Hoonding

Very long and girthy winding, hairy, ape-like serpent that envokes hornyness in both men and women.

Holy shit Veronica, that hoonding has me as wet as a new born baby when it gets dropped in the toilet.

by KeeperoftheHoonding March 31, 2020

Houdini

A Foster the People song off of the album "Torches". The song finds Foster comparing how a magician like Houdini can hide behind their tricks, whilst as a musician he is unable to escape when performing.

What do you think of the song Houdini?
It's fucking great.

by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal April 29, 2020