When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.
I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick
by June 30, 2023
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Hairy Doughnut is a name they used for vagina back in the older days.
"Let me play with your juicy Hairy Doughnut"
by xDesxi July 24, 2023
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A short British female who’s exceptionally hairy
Did you see that hairy Neri pass by, she needs to shave
by Scabbybaby January 26, 2020
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The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.
My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.
by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023
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When a male twists his Gooch hair do its twisted and pointy. Like the wick on a candle.
Last night after my shower I made a hairy candle.
by Betty6969 July 18, 2021
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when you wipe your butt hole and the hairs have shit on them and shit gets on your hand
wow angus has a hairy butt hole
by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
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Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?
by SlipperyGypsy01 November 30, 2017
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