happy slag

The practice by which, after a split with one's girlfriend, one sends intimate videos captured on a video 'phone, to every one knows and/or meets. They then carry on the chain, sending it to random punters in restaurants/pubs/airports etc by Bluetooth.

'Ere John, come and see this Terry's brother in law's cousin's gone and happy slagged his ex, everyone down the Feathers has seen it...

by Al... February 25, 2008

Happy Handshake

HandJob. Manual Stimulation by someone other than youself.

I know we can't have sex this week. How about a happy handshake?

by Mxpxpunkohio February 13, 2009

happy fap

When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!

Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!

by Lilbitch January 12, 2014

happy homeless

able bodied individual that rather than work and have something for themselves are content with holding a sign asking for a handout.

He (or she) walks around with a smile on his (or her) face like everything is good and ain't got a pot to piss in! Happy Homeless.

by Joey "TheVisionary" Mane$s August 19, 2014

Vagina Happy

A phrase used to describe how happy someone is feeling at the current time, more commonly abbreviated to 'v happy'.

"Gosh Casey, I'm vagina happy/ v happy for you!!"

by Vhappy October 16, 2014

Happy Roll

A joint or blunt filled with Marijuana.

Be rite back I gotta go outside and have me a happy roll.
Im feeling great after having that happy roll.

by uhhShawn November 30, 2014

Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile

I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.

by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015