goose

A strange cockney bus driver who most likely likes to soap up little boys. Can't drive for toffee.

Goose just tried to rape when i got of the bus!

by Mervin Bethell March 16, 2004

GOOSENECK

I think that gooseneck risers must mean condomes in Tom Waits' song if gooseneck stands for penis

tom waits in "kentucky avenue":
- And Dicky Faulkner's got a switchblade and some gooseneck risers...

by mogens kruse January 6, 2005

Goosepoo

When a person wraps their poo in toilet paper and sticks it in the mailbox of another person.

"Dude, someone goosepooed me!"

Goose Poo

by Cazzass October 10, 2009

Gooseberry Bush

The ladies nether region

Her Gooseberry bush was overgrown and in need of a trim

by Ms Jellycakes April 7, 2011

goose noodle

When one drinks a small amount of alcohol and engages in wobbly activities. (The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. ) Then the person grabs someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. Aka a goose noodle.

My friend Andrew is a goose noodle.

by Amber? April 3, 2017

Goose Nip

A nickname parents use for their YOUNGEST son or daughter. Goose Nip refers to the most feisty and mischievous sibling who has to be fearless to survive because he or she is the smallest. This child will often go into intimidation mode with his or her bigger siblings like a angry goose chasing people at the park.

Everytime there’s trouble he’s always right in the middle of it . He’s such a goose nip!

My little girl is definitely a goose nip with her cousins. She is so bossy I swear she’s gonna grow up with no friends.

by splashmaverick January 31, 2018

goose trump

A political statement that plays or people's fears or anxieties.

The new illegal immigrant ad is a goose trump.

by smjgJsbjgsm November 1, 2018