Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler

example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.

by BOWMANKINDKIND May 11, 2024

Hob-Gobbled

When someone does something half way, or is lazy about it.

He should have done a better job of cleaning up the yard, looks like he just hob-gobbled it.

Well that looks hob-gobbled! She could have taken her time and did it right!

by Lunar Momma May 29, 2024

jingelobin gobblewobble the III

the mighty and prosperous king of Delaware who was beloved by dingle gingle

jingelobin gobblewobble the III was hit by a driver that was under the influence

by The Goggly Mocklier June 18, 2024

Hob-Gobble

absolute munch

we absolutely hob-gobbled that food bro

by SALTIERR October 22, 2024

glizzy gobbler

a person accused in court of gobblin' glizzys like theres no tomorrow

he's a glizzy gobbler.

by ultimate rizzleronie peperonie November 26, 2024

James Goobles

A man who is typically represented as Mike Bobaguard's mortal enemy. He hates Xeltora (Saturifier) due to the fact he doesn't respect Mike Gorbitrough (His best friend).

Attractive woman: Look there's James Goobles!
Attractive woman #2: Holy god! He's so hot!

by jamesgoobles January 1, 2025

Granola Gobbler

n. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.

* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"

"No, out of my way granola gobbler"

* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."

"Hmm. You're a fucking granola gobbler"

* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were such a granola gobbler"

* "Granola gobbler!"

by anonymous January 17, 2026