full body massage

A nice way of saying, "Getting Laid in the shade" because ad's in the paper alway's say "full body massage" but that's just a front for prostitution.

Kid 1: I got lucky, I just a full body massage.
Kid 2: HOLY SHIT!

by Edman March 6, 2005

hand full

when a guy jizzes in a girls hand while shes sleeping and then tickles her face and then she touches her face.

when my girlfriend came over my house last night, she fell assleep on my couch cause she said she had a rough day and that pissed me off so i gave her a hand full.

by DJJazzyJeff27 June 10, 2009

Full Cuntal Nudity

1)a porno movie.
2)an all nude strip club.

lets go down to babydolls and check out some full cuntal nudity.

by anon March 4, 2005

Full Anal Nelson

The sexual act of placing an unwilling female in a full nelson and proceeding to penetrate her anally.

Josh took Yuki and placed her little ass in a full anal nelson. She couldn't run and she couldn't get away while she was being penetrated.

by BlackMAGIK April 15, 2014

Full House

The act of "occupying" every hole on a woman's body during sex with multiple partners.

Also, a crappy show from the early '90s starring Bob "America's Funniest Home Videos" Saget.

"Dude can I get in on the action with you guys and Jan?"
"Sorry man, theres 4 of us. It's a full house tonight!"

by weekend at bernie mac's May 30, 2004

full figured

A politically correct term for "fat".

She wanted to set me up with her friend who she called "full figured". I said no thanks.

by Klopek007 July 9, 2006

A barrel full of monkeys

This term is used as sarcastic description of something not being very much fun. A barrel of monkeys are actually little plastic monkeys, and their arms can loop together to make a chain. In other words, not very fun.

"Dude, how was your grandma's house?"
"It was a barrel full of monkeys"

by dudefromSD December 27, 2007