Diddly ding dong dang it

Something you say when things don't go your way

"Wow there's so much ligma in here"
"What's ligma"
"LIGMA BALLS"

"Diddly ding dong dang it"

by ijustwantedtosharethis February 16, 2019

Hung Dong

An asian supermarket, commonly referred to as Hung Dong Supermarket.. Sells noodles.. rice.. and other asian stuff. They also sell potatoes and carrots. Wide selection of.. stuff..

Asian dude #1 - "My mom tell me go buy some rice."
Asian dude #2 - "I alway buy my rice from dat store, Hung Dong.."
Asian dude #1 and #2 in unison-"LET GO HUNG DONG AND PARTY!!"
*Flys away hand in hand*

by HungDongFoo. November 6, 2007

Crap a little ding dong!

Nice little phrase my sister came up with.

Teacher: Where is you history homework?

Jennie: Oh, crap a little ding dong! I left it in my locker!

by Hallie Corson September 20, 2004

double dong

A two sided dildo. Great for penetrating two people at once.

Babymomma: Who is going to strap it on tonight?
Candice: I want to get it tonight, you strap it on!
Babymomma: I strapped it on last night. YOU strap it on!
Candice: Well, we could use the double dong and both get some action...
Babymomma: Snap!

by LJM June 11, 2006

Purple Dong

Purple Dong is an Alcholic drink that has the thickness of cum when you drink it, and the cap to the bottle is a tip of a penis, and the rest of the bottle is like a long black shaft from Minnesota. The ingredients are homemade by Greg, And Spencer, and by homemade we mean "The Jizz"

Hey bartender give me a Purple Dong with a sample of that "Keep The Towel"

by JizzMan 69 June 8, 2007

blue ding dong

A combination of NOS energy drink, bananas, the most intense protein powder available at your local GNC, all blended together in a blender. The bananas hide the disgusting taste of the protein mix. Best made between the hours of 1AM and 4AM

Matt Cain made some crazy blue ding dong. He doesn't remember anything from that day.

by zatch123 April 21, 2008

donger

How do you explain it? When playing golf, each of the guys tees off, plays the fairway and finishes with a final putt. The scorekeeper then tallies everyone's score for that hole. The person with the highest (worst) score for that hole must play the entire next hole with their penis protruding from their pants. Thus, the loser of that hole is "the donger".

Man, Frank sucks at golf. He was the donger so much last week he sunburned his dick!

by Frank Klaune May 28, 2004