Douche Head

Somebody with a very dirty head, or a another name for somebody that is a douche bag.

Girl: Hey, how are you?
Guy: It's over bitch.
Girl: What?
Guy: Go raise our kid.
Girl: Your such a douche head!
Guy: Cunt!

by Dumper-Bumper Bandit September 30, 2009

Closet Douche

That one person who has the uncanny ability to partake in douchery but does not exibit all the qualities of a typical douche, leading some people into the illusion that this person is not in fact a douche. In many cases a closet douche is only a douche to guys so oblivious girls think hes a cool guy, adding to the hatred of him. Also, creatine is used by certain closet douches to artificially bulk them up, but everyone knows it just shrinks their ballsack.

guy: "God damn Bob is such a douche"
oblivious girl: "No he's not, he's really a nice guy and he's so muscular."
guy: "No he definatly is, it's just he's just a huge closet douche."

by DD6969 January 19, 2010

douche-whisperer

A man who has all the inside knowledge of why douche-bags act the way they do. They are capable of helping women, Ex-girlfriends in particular get back at their douche-bag exs. They are rare, in fact almost unheard of. These men are usually attractive nerds and care for the well being of females, hence they get married to the hot ones. If a woman is having trouble with her man or ex. She should seek the advice of these truly unique men.

Morgan- "Why is my ex being a douche bag?

Jennifer- "I don't Know but a douche-whisperer helped me know why my ex was in fact such a douche and what I could do."

Morgan- "sweet give me his digits, then we can watch "Dinner For Schmucks."

by Nomyar13 February 20, 2011

douche-nozzle

Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.

That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.

by thereallurpy February 20, 2011

douche hoagie

pretty much the same thing as a douche bag... you really want to avoid the douche hoagies around the world. They are an unfavorable person therefore being called a douche hoagie is never a good thing.

the term can also be and preferably be shortened to the term "hoagie." calling someone a hoagie is fun and replaces other politically incorrect terms like fag, homo, retard, nigger, bitch, etc.

The guy over in the corner at the John Mayer concert standing alone with a lighter in the air is a real douche hoagie.

The girl that always feels the need to tell me how things are going with her ex boyfriend is a real hoagie.

by T.J. Bossington December 18, 2010

douche pool

a person who has an overwhelming amount of douchiness. His or her douchiness is much too great for a single bag and the considerable amount in the bucket. This person thinks they're funny when in reality there not. They think that by being proper they're cool, but this really only bumbs there douchiness up a few hundred notches. This may be the highest existing and known stage of douchiness.

Why would you make fun of the way she walks, you do know she has a prosthetic leg, you freak'en douche pool!!!

by V.F Chunk October 17, 2010

Douche Slag

Porte-manteau term used as a derogative aimed at females. Comprised of "Douche Bag" and "Slag", hence combining the attributes associated with both words, into one.
A young woman or girl with questionable moral values and a natural attraction towards complete Douche Bags, coupled with a total absence of intellect and self-censorship, compounded with an overall lack of class.

Marty : Bro, you know Ben's ex, Jenny?
Sam : You mean the slut who gave B.Jss to the entire Lacrosse team?
Marty: Yup, that's the one!
Sam: What about her?
Marty: Well, I saw her last night at Angel's and she was lap dancing all over this greasy metrosexual poofter!!!
Sam: Dude! She's a total Douche Slag!

by McKinnay July 28, 2010