dingleberry

small piece of shit that clings to your ass hairs

I took a crap and just created a bunch of dingleberry

by schnorkles October 28, 2010

Dickless in Seattle

The extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample sexual opportunities in Seattle Washington.

Seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. You can imagine my frustration when I had a herpes flare-up and was DICKLESS IN SEATTLE.

by Jon Barleycorn March 14, 2011

Dingleberry

A dingleberry is a tiny turd stuck to your bunghole fuzzies.

Bloody hell, I've got me a giant dingleberry stuck to me bum!

by JackS17 November 10, 2015

Dickless Halfwit Asshole

A Dickless Halfwit Asshole is someone thinks that the perpetuation of anti-semitic stereotypes and anti-semitism itself is more acceptable than other forms of racism. An example would be someone who reads the definition for "Jewed" on this website and thinks it is funny or acceptable. For all the Dickless Halfwit Assholes reading this, let me tell you, it is not, and this behavior will ruin many of your relationships and professional aspirations in life (unless you are trying to become a professional Nazi). If you as a reader condone anti-semitism, then you yourself are a Dickless Halfwit Asshole and you need to educate your ignorant and degenerate burden-on-society of a self before you cause any more harm. This definition is brought to you by a proud black man supportive of our Jewish allies in the fight to end racism

Note to the people who manage this website: If you do not let this definition get posted then you MUST at least censor objectively racist and harmful definitions more carefully. They are not funny and do benefit anyone. Prove to the world that we can become better than we are, and that you can become better than you have been in your borderline racist management of this website.

1. Man, don't use the word "Jewed", you Dickless Halfwit Asshole.

2. If you think that anti-Israel sentiments are so different from anti-semitic sentiments, then you are a Dickless Halfwit Asshole and need to educate yourself. (Saying "I'm anti-Israel, not anti-Semitic" is like responding to the Black Lives Matter movement with the rebuttal that "All lives matter". If you do not understand why this is so, then please educate yourself)

by EndRacismNow June 14, 2020

Dingle berries

Rare berries that taste juicy and thick, typically found Nearby old men.

Kid:”Grandpa’s dingle berries taste sour!”

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

quandale dingle

a person who gets friends good grades and tons of bitches because they are just perfectly funny.

Chad is such like a quandale dingle.

by Mr feast April 18, 2022

dickle

Someone who says stupid things on a day to day basis. Known to always use retard phrases and do retarded things. When using, sound better wen using with another funny word. Can be used to describe anyone who is generally a asshole

1)only dickle would say something like that.....
2)you are such a fuckin dickle...

by freeky ty June 30, 2009