Dingle-dead

When you have been sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs become numb and fall asleep.

man 1: Ahh man, i was in there so long that my legs are Dingle-dead...
man 2: Man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro...
man 1: Thanks bro

by ZombieBoxHeadMan May 22, 2015

Dingle

Short for dingleberry. Little ball formed from shit particles that gets stuck in your ass hair. a.k.a Chris

Chris is such a dingle.

by Dinglesunited June 2, 2015

Dinger

Hockey;
A slang-term describing a puck making a loud "ding" noise after a really hard shot hits off of a bar on the net. As the puck hits a bar of the net, it creates a sometimes insanely loud "ding". As people hear it, they scream "DINGER!!" and usually the person who excecuted the shot will say it as well.

Player: *Pulls back for a nasty wrister.*
Player: *Shoots puck and dings off of the right post*
Player: "DINGER!"
Other Player: "Don't be such a plug."

by jason906906 June 14, 2015

dingle

1: Penis.
2: An insult
3: A person who is an asshole.

At the end of the hot tub scene, all of the guys got out and started playing with each others' dingles.
DAMMIT! GET BACK HERE YOU DINGLE!
That dingle goes around DDoSing YouTubers.

by ILoveDingle June 17, 2015

dingleberry

An idiot or a complete geezer

Max is a dingleberry

by ILIKEWORDS August 26, 2015

Dinger

A home run at least 900 ft.; The greatest thing ever

Kent Murphy's dinger went 10,000 ft., I'm gonna go eat a cheese dog with him after the game.

by blanebwb October 25, 2015

dingle berry

noun; a leftover piece of poop ( for the more mature audience, SHIT) that dangles or extends from the lucky recipients anus (again mature folk, asshole) as a result of extremely poor wiping techniques or disregarding the wiping stage completely. plural: dingle berries

I have a lot more time to play video games now that I gave up wiping, although I must say one dingle berry leads to more and before you know it many dingle berries look like a bunch of grapes.

by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016