The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.
Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?
Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
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I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.
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Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink
The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.
The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.
Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!
or
Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!
or
Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!
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Get the David-Hasselhoff-Drunk mug.A level of intoxication where "Mum comes downstairs and yells at me for gettin' kicked in the ribs by niggers." ** Generally followed by severe bed-wetting, profuse vomiting, and an intense craving for McDonalds.
**Quote from personal expert on the subject.
**Quote from personal expert on the subject.
1. "I'm gonna get rib kickin' drunk tonight."
2. "I heard Keith likes to get rib kickin' drunk on Tuesdays"
3. "Fuck getting shitfaced, I'm getting Rib Kickin' Drunk tonight."
4." Sweith Keezey
2. "I heard Keith likes to get rib kickin' drunk on Tuesdays"
3. "Fuck getting shitfaced, I'm getting Rib Kickin' Drunk tonight."
4." Sweith Keezey
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'i went trick or treating.... but all i got was candy. you know what i really wanted? grilled cheese sandwiches.....a hehh.....meow'
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There are many ways to know that someone is drunk texting you, such as the culprit posting 'Going out for a drink or two' as his or her facebook status a little earlier. Or by your friend bringing up old stories from their past childhood, or even when they begin to put 'lol' or 'hahah' a lot more.
There are many ways to know that someone is drunk texting you, such as the culprit posting 'Going out for a drink or two' as his or her facebook status a little earlier. Or by your friend bringing up old stories from their past childhood, or even when they begin to put 'lol' or 'hahah' a lot more.
- Text Alert goes off -
Andrea: Oh cool, a new message from Janelle. (reads to herself) " Hey remember thaert time where you knocefrfked your little sisdter out with a recorsd?"
- Andrea thinks to herself : Who gave her the George Dickle again, she has got to be drunk texting. -
Andrea: Oh cool, a new message from Janelle. (reads to herself) " Hey remember thaert time where you knocefrfked your little sisdter out with a recorsd?"
- Andrea thinks to herself : Who gave her the George Dickle again, she has got to be drunk texting. -
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