DAvid

a david is a rare creature, they have jew fros, chase others with fireworks, have infectious laughs, say dude and man too much, make u smile when ur tryin to be grumpy, find the funniest youtube videos, say things that melt ur heart, love their family, chase cats, and make me miss him more and more everyday.

oh DAvid!

by Issagirl July 7, 2012

David

(V) A verb denoted from the popular celebrity name "David" which means to "be fucking awesome."

Did you see David Hasslehoff in the Spongebob movie? What a HOTTIE. He was totally David-ing.

by Jackuls March 20, 2013

David

He is always cool and awesome he has only 1 ex gf cuz he loyal and everyone likes him he tends to have a bestie that's a female

Wow david is sooo hot I love him

by Not-so-popular-kid May 5, 2015

David

Light brown eyes cute smile hot looking guy. all girls attracted to him. Chill funny guy knows how to have fun times with girls.

Girl- hey who's that cute guy over there?
Her friend- that's david he's so cute omg

Girl- im gonna ask for his number

Her friend- no I'm gonna ask for it too

by Alyssa Thomas April 22, 2017

David Moyes

To fuck up something important.
To be tactically inept at a game that requires skill.
To be clueless in important situations.
To use bad luck as an excuse for failure.

I can't believe I did a David Moyes today.

You're such a David Moyes at Chess.

by Juan it doesn't Mata February 3, 2014

David Copperfield

While doing a female doggy style, you pull out while simultaneously having another male friend insert. While they are fucking, you walk around to the front where she can see you and say, "Tah-Dah!!"

She was super pissed when I David Copperfielded her last night.

I found out my girlfriend cheated on me, so I'm totally going to David Copperfield her later.

by bignp07 November 12, 2011

David

The cutest and most confusing guy ever. You think he likes you and then he ignores you for a month. Super depressed about love and hangs all over random girls who aren't his type. If you ever like a David well, good luck charlie

"who is she laying on doesn't she have a boyfriend?" "yea but it's David"

by RIPMELMAO June 7, 2018