David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.
by El Chalequito November 6, 2010
Get the David LaForcemug. An exasperated exclamation made towards an individual blaming said individual for phenomena that are beyond the limit of anyone's control.
by Chadouken June 9, 2019
Get the Dammit Davidmug. by Matthew Ahern October 14, 2020
Get the David Lochmug. Uk slang for pedo or nonce! Usually seen preying on young children round schools and parks! Pure love for children drives this filthy animal! Sometimes shortened to Dave ray or dai
by The truth 69 July 11, 2019
Get the david raymug. (noun)
1. Some random teacher that loves math, has tasteful humor, has a great teaching style, and constantly reminds his students to tell him if he is being an idiot that very day.
2. The less formal way of addressing Mr. Cameron.
1. Some random teacher that loves math, has tasteful humor, has a great teaching style, and constantly reminds his students to tell him if he is being an idiot that very day.
2. The less formal way of addressing Mr. Cameron.
Present Perfect, First Person Singular: He has reviewed the work and can say with certainty that DAVID CAMERON is not an idiot.
Present Simple, First Person Subjective: "That's no idiot! That's a David Cameron!"
Present Simple, First Person Subjective: "That's no idiot! That's a David Cameron!"
by Some Guy That Shall Be Unnamed February 24, 2022
Get the David Cameronmug. David Tennant is a Scottish actor who has played half of all characters ever created but is especially known for the Tenth Doctor, DI Hardy and the demon Crowley. The last role especially is often considered his sexiest for obvious reasons
David Tennant strutted around a lot on the Good Omens set
Oh my God! Have you SEEN David Tennant as Crowley?
Oh my God! Have you SEEN David Tennant as Crowley?
by FlamingBentleyGoVroom September 13, 2020
Get the David Tennantmug. Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018
Get the David Wolfemug.