crotch watch

The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.

Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch

by thomas jenkins July 27, 2007

fire crotch

someone suffering from std's of a nature that cause burning/itching in the crotch area.

I wouldn't mess with that girl if I were you, I heard she's got the fire crotch.

by liztastic March 15, 2009

Crotch Master

One male who can either do a full split without popping a testicle, or a squatting king.

"Yo man I'm a level 32 Crotch Master"

by Drumphillia April 8, 2016

funny crotch

when someones pants don't fit correctly, leading to bunching and inappropriate outlines

I'm sure he was interesting, but i was distracted by his funny crotch.

by 8not8my8real8name July 23, 2012

frost crotch

the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.

"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."

"Oh you must have frost crotch."

by Datbass January 7, 2014

Chutney crotch

A person with red hair whos pubic hair matches the hair on their, e.g. Redheads

Hey, look at timmy, he has a chutney crotch

by Benjisilence February 12, 2009

Crotch Pocket

1. The awkward pocket directly in front of the crotch that is created by the seam of some dresses and skirts.

2. A vagina or mangina.

1. I love the new skirts for the school uniforms. I bet I could carry all my books in this crotch pocket!

2. -Mike got laid last night! Well... Almost.
-Almost?
-Well he was aiming for her crotch pocket, but he missed.

by MommaElla July 23, 2010