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friend crossover

Friend crossover is when one friend, introduces another friend to one of her other friends. Then, the two introduced friends, become friends = friend crossover. It can cause extreme angst with the friend who made the introduction, because now they are left at home while her former friends have crossed-over and excluded her from fancy parties and are now new besties!
Emily: I wish I never introduced Gretta to Mikayla. Now they are going to Zach's party together, and didn't even bother to invite me.
Cici: You should have known better - friend crossover never works out! Shoulda' never introduced!
friend crossover by Funny Moms March 30, 2015
A girl who is manlier than her friends.
Dang, you lift more than Bob. Stop being such a Cosset.
Cosset by 2asian September 23, 2013

Cresskill High School 

Basically the backup school for Asians and Jews if they don't make it to BCA. The architects of this school were probably drunk cause the building's one bigass floor. The high school is well known for the bathroom party couple years back.
A: Did u make it to BCA??
B: No, still stuck in Cresskill High School
A: Ur parents must be pissed at u...
B: They abandoned me

crosshair 

the hottest man in all of star wars
the hottest of the bad batch
the finest emo the world has ever seen
would fuck
''oh em gee zero did you see crosshair yesterday? he was soooo fine wearing his armour.''
crosshair by crosshairscyarika August 30, 2022

crassturbation

The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity
John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
crassturbation by derpymuffins June 18, 2014

Perpetual Line Crosser 

Someone who consistently makes comments that cross the line. Someone who doesn't understand witty banter, instead moving to insults. Typically a meathead, or someone who lacks the intelligence to burn someone in a humorous manor...
Person 1: Dude, that shirt is a little chochy...

P.L.C.: Shut up, my shit looks tight, why don't you go fuck yourself...and your mother..

Person 1: Real funny bro

P.L.C.: Like your fucking face bro...hahaha...

Person 1: Dude, you are such a Perpetual Line Crosser.