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Ass Behonker Clown

A type of Clown originated in the east African tundra of northern North Pole. This certain type of Clown has a tendancy to Ass Behonk throught the year as a mating call.

An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.
"wow bob, did you see that Ass Behonker Clown, that was one hell of a behonking we got back there!"

"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbian vagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"
by Nave September 29, 2005
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clown

1. A scary man that makes me cry and occasionally shit my
pants.

2. Anyone who pops their collar.

3. An African American term for joking around.
1. Person 1: "Why is there shit in your pants?"
Person 2: "The clown in my closet scared the shit out
of me again.

2. Person 1: "Is his collar popped?"
Person 2: "Yes, it is. What a clown. A pathetic, gay
clown."

3. Leroy: "Don't be mad, I just be clownin'."
by William Stephens May 22, 2006
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clown crew

a crew of guys that love to drink, party, and sideline hate at a club

their efforts in attracting the female species are usually a waste wkend after wkend, club after club

if the nights out with your crew end with fights, nasty food, zero female interaction, and no one getting lucky.....yup....ur rolling with a clown crew

BEWARE:
once part of a clown crew, it is difficult to dis-associate oneself from it - since your status will now follow your clown reputation
boi #1: "yo u rollin to the city?"
boi #2: "whos rollin?

boi #1: "same guys from last wkend"
boi #2: "what a fuckin clown crew"

boi #1: "yea man, we need new friends"
by nismau February 4, 2010
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bite the clown

Just another way of saying, "get lost" but in a good natured sort of way.
Your brother: I get to go out tonight and you have to stay in and do homework, ha ha.

you: bite the clown.(then you walk away)
by bezel333 January 2, 2006
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town clown

look at them fuckin town clown
by J Moore May 18, 2005
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what a clown

means to someone who is making a joke or is just retarded
Guy(1): you really think Donald Trump is goin to be presisent? he is stupid af
Guy(2): yeah what a clown
by pinche oso May 29, 2016
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clown tears

Slang for pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid, preseminal fluid, or Cowper's fluid, and colloquially as pre-cum) is the clear, colorless, viscous fluid that emits from the urethra of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused.
That girl got me so hot I was shedding clown tears.
by oskie October 26, 2009
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