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Choppy

The most pathetic individual in the known universe.

The term is derived from one particular person.

He festers in the back of computer labs. He listens to a Nomad mp3 player, and raises the volume when popular songs come on so that people will think he is cool, and has imaginary montages in which they are introducing him to more cool people, and when they try to shake his hand he says \\\\\\\"too slow\\\\\\\" and pulls his hand away, and then looks around smiling stupidly to see who is laughing with him.

He can constantly be heard saying things like \\\\\\\"tetris is unrealistic\\\\\\\", \\\\\\\"shut up! or I\\\\\\\'ll karate you to death\\\\\\\", or \\\\\\\"NGGGGGG\\\\\\\".

Most marvelous of all, is that his hunch defies the laws of physics and popularly accepted biological truths. Fully erect he would be over seven feet tall, however, his spinal column would collapse in on itself.
Other variations:
Chop\'n\'fresh
Yngwie Chopstein
Robochop
by Bill Oreilly April 15, 2005
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choppa style

Adv. Doing something idiotically
He's doing it choppa style
by Lad Nin Miland February 19, 2003
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chipping

it's the definition of "whats in" used in place of banging
ayo did you see the sneakers kevin had on yesterday? yea, they were chipping.
by CeeGramz November 30, 2009
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Chapping

Emma and I were on the phone but little did she know that I was chapping.
by JaketheDoge February 4, 2016
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Chappelle Tourettes

Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"

Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"

Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"

Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
by westfalia December 8, 2009
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Chopper

A person who causes immense irritation from their mere presence. A person lacking in all charisma and decision making ability
That skipper is a complete chopper
by The Boyo October 13, 2006
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Choppy

when the tip of your penis get cut off when playing hockey.
Ceromax: I think the kratos guy Has a choppy
Shadez: He does im the one that chopped it.
tony: Wth.
Nicky: Shadez has a choppy i saw it!
Shadez: nicky you suck.
by dickman56 May 29, 2010
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