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fact-choker

Commonly referred to as “fact-checkers,” fact-chokers are hirelings contracted by Ministry of Truth tentacles such as the Trusted News Initiative (TNI) to “debunk” facts that threaten regime narratives.

Coined by Margaret Anna Alice in response to a November 18, 2021, el gato malo Substack post requesting ideas for a new name for “fact check,” the term has since appeared in numerous pieces at the Margaret Anna Alice Through the Looking Glass Substack.

Other variations on the term include “fact-choking” and “fact-choke.”

To reveal the Orwellian nature of this totalitarian tool of mind control, “fact-choker,” “fact-choking,” and “fact-choke” should be substituted wherever references to “fact-checker,” “fact-checking,” and “fact-check” appear.
“The fact-chokers smeared the dissidents.” (from Margaret Anna Alice’s poem “Mistakes Were NOT Made: An Anthem for Justice”)
by Margaret Anna Alice February 27, 2024
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Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.
"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"
by TasyOysterMoisture March 1, 2024
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Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.
"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"
by TasyOysterMoisture March 1, 2024
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Pollen chucker

A pollen chucker is a grower that thinks they are a breeder with two lights, no pheno hunts, or room for any type of stabilization.

For clarification a breeder is somebody that has 500+ sq feet to work with. They would likely have multiple rooms with multiple strains and will have room for a clone off each as well.
That tacket genetics guy is a pollen chucker, where’s his pheno hunt at?
by Walipini March 5, 2024
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Jay Crocker

-100% athletic
-A king
-Wears fun socks
-Disney Adult
-Wheres pink on Wednesdays
-Gay best friend
-Slays everyday. Not negotiable
-Shares b-day with colleague
"Anything interesting, sad, or scary to share," said Jay Crocker.
by Reagan and Katie jane March 8, 2024
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Mr Crocker

A man who embodies the spirit of a 5 year old but maintains “Disney adult” status. Usually an avid coffee drinker who enjoys Eggo waffles, dark chocolate, musical theatre, the Oxford comma, and non “pew pew” video games. Must wear pink on Wednesdays, purple on Thursdays, and always pair work outfits with funky socks.

100% gay & 100% anticandice
Mr Crocker, I have tea to spill.
by rayslays March 18, 2024
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Fact Checkers

Fact checkers reviewed this post and determined that corruption doesn't actually exist.
by Mozzastryl April 6, 2024
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