An insult to use when something just really fucking sucks.. just some real bottom of the barrel shit!
by kangaroosforever78 April 14, 2021
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I had Pappa John's last night and think I got a third degree burn on my chin from a vicious cheese plaff.
by Birbo March 25, 2019
Get the Cheese Plaff mug.Excess of semen that collects around ones mouth as a side effect of them expressing audible satisfaction after successfully performing fellatio on a partner.
by Winos February 3, 2009
Get the Humming Cheese mug.Biggie Cheese is the world's best rapper. He has been nominated for 17 Grammy awards, and won 15 of them. Moreover, he has won 10 Billboard Music awards and 22 American music awards. Biggie Cheese has written an autobiography, and "People Magazine" named him sexiest man of the year TWICE. He also preformed at the 2007 Superbowl halftime show. Many sources say it was the band ''Coldplay'', however, do not listen to them, they are lying because they are Bigggie Cheese Haters. Unfortunately on 18 January 2017, Biggie Cheese was fatally shot dead while driving on a West London street by his lifelong stalker he was avoiding for his entire life. His stalker found him, pulled out his gun, and BAMMMMM, straight through his fat body, splitting his ENTIRE body in half. We lost a legend that day. Rest In Peace Biggie Cheese.
by Baked beanz October 19, 2021
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Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Get the sneeze cheese mug.STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022
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