ultimate cheese curl

The Ultimate Cheese Curl occurs when a male leaves himself open from the rear.... The curler grasps the curly's scrotal area in between the testies with two to five fingers..... The Curler then wraps the scrotum under the taint, and then penetrates the anus with the scrotum by pushing upwards with his fingers.....

The utter rarity and skill this takes... causes immediate Godliness.... As of now one man is known to have completed this maneuver.....

I gave Fran Snyder the ultimate cheese curl

by shane mcmullan February 3, 2008

Blue Cheese

Someone who is absolutely terrible at what they do. It would take too long to describe everything wrong with them, so you just settle with "Blue Cheese".

Person 1: Did you see him miss that easy layup? He needs to retire immediately.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally blue cheese

by PeePeePooPooShire August 26, 2012

Cheese Balls

Cocaine mixed with cheese. Originally mentioned in the Tenacious D television episode "Death of a Dream."

I was up all night shooting cheese balls.

by Brian Turwilligar June 5, 2007

cheese toast nigga

a nigga from the east coast

Niga from compton: Thatcheese toast nigga jus roled through here.

by paco taco April 9, 2007

cheese whistle

A basketball shot where a player bounces the ball to himself, and then catches and scores a basket in a single fluid airborne motion.

Hey Max, watch me beat you with the Cheese Whistle!

by Steve Kerr April 11, 2007

Horn Cheese

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.

I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.

by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010

ghetto grilled cheese sandwich

Two pieces of buttered bread and a slice of cheese stuck together in a sandwich and stuck together in a toaster. Usually made by someone who is too lazy or a terrible cook to do it on the stove.

My toaster smells like burnt cheese from all the ghetto grilled cheese sandwiches I've made.

by ViviWannabe July 19, 2009