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ClImAtE ChAnGe

Its gotten so hotter outdoors, don't you think? I think the Earth may be actually burning up. I'm convinced (hoping) that all of humanity dies next year because I'm a miserable leftist who hates life (especially children).

Hey dipshits, climate changes EVERY YEAR! Autumn, Winter, Spring and Summer are actual seasons. Oh, is this your first time learning about seasons, libtard? You deserve a cookie. Thanks for your effort, you get an 100% on your test!
Person 1: Its 100° out today.

Person 2: Climate change.

Person 1: Our climate changes every year.
by Skyrim550 August 4, 2022
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transylvanian sex change

Having one's cock and balls cut off, then having something mildly resembling a pussy carved out with a sharp or almost sharp implement.
Dude I heard Randall gave Fritz got a transylvanian sex change after he fucked Randall's bitch.
by Theo Mansard February 23, 2009
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oil change

when a girl has her period it is an oil change. out with the old bad old, in the with good clean oil.
Man, she's on her oil change again.
by iwillbohnyou February 8, 2005
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Climate change

Good. It's a good thing. Hopefully it is as apocalyptic as dumb hippy liberals like to say it is and I get to watch them and their fuck trophies die.
Climate change is going to kill our kids!!!

Ok.... And what do I get for saving your kids lives?

We need to move past petty selfishness!

In exchange for what?

To save the world!

So, nothing. You want me to save the world for nothing? Because selfishness is bad?

Yes.

And in what way do you contribute to my life that would make me want to go the for you? Is it positively or negatively?

I don't know.

It's negatively. Obviously. So, YOU'RE, the selfish one. You want to compell me to keep you alive and safe for nothing? I don't care if we all die. After I'm dead all of your lives are meaningless. So, how about this: for every one time you suck my dick; I will recycle a single item.

I'm not going to do that!

Well, then you don't care as much about the planet and the lives of your kids as you pretend to, now, do you?
by Hym Iam November 21, 2020
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chump change

Loose change (currency) that a passenger in your car receives from a drive-in restaurant. They are obligated to leave the change in your vehicle.
Put the "chump change" in the center console. Its the least you can do - I'm driving beaatch!
by Shiznig September 13, 2005
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change my shoes

Breakfast went right through me and now I have to go change my shoes.
by BSLMCHOUSTON March 3, 2014
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Change Teams

To undergo therapy, medication and/or surgery in order to transition from one gender to the other.

In other words, to become transgender.
In light of being harassed by SJWs for being a male, Daniel decided to change teams and is now a woman named Danielle.
by RapeMyFuckingAsshole March 8, 2018
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