Cold Captain Karl

Blowing a line of adderall off a dick and then whispering in his ear his brothers dick is bigger.

Get yourself a “Cold Captain Karl” and get back in the game.

by @Pappa_Snowflake September 6, 2020

The Captain’s Surprise

Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)

The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.

“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”

by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023

Kings of Capital Hill

Collectively the Legislative and Executive branches of the United States Government.

So named because they do not pay taxes, determine their own pay raises, have their own health care and personal security all at the tax payer's expense. Similar to Medieval Feudal Kings.

The Kings of Capital Hill want to expand "Gun Control".

by K-Town 326 September 6, 2009

National expose Captain Hook Day

A day where you can expose the pictures of an ex cast mate who looked ridiculous playing Captain Hook in Peter Pan jr.

I cant wait for National expose Captain Hook Day so i can expose andrew.

by rkamali07 May 3, 2020

screwed with a capital FUCK

Someone who really messed up.

Person 1: “Bailey are you okay?”
Person 2: “No I just let my pet fish drown, I’m screwed with a capital FUCK”

by 3gs December 16, 2021

No shit captain obvious

A combination of the phrase “No shit Sherlock” (reply to a person stating the obvious) and the title “Captain obvious” (title given to a person stating the obvious).

p.o.v: Person explains the term “No shit captain obvious”
response: “No shit captain obvious”

by Frameton December 24, 2021

what's the capital of thailand

you shouldn't answer this

guy 1 : what's the capital of thailand

guy 2 : bangkok

*insert screaming as guy 2's gonads get discintegrated*

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 2, 2022