Captain DT

The influence. The root of all things good or bad. The little voice in your head that makes you do things that you wouldn't or shouldn't.
Colt 45 at its best.

Dude i totally Captain DT'd last Drunk Tuesday, it was bomb. So much colt 45 and so many skanks.

by JJones88 June 14, 2010

Captain Ahab

Adjective;

1.A male that goes out to a bar and ends up going home with a fat chick( see whale).

2. The leader of a group of dudes trying to pickup fat bitches on a bar.

Steve: Man I saw Jeff last night with two Moby Dicks!

Tom: Oh no! He is such a Captain Ahab!

by Soultaker MK3 September 10, 2010

captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003

Captain Obvious

A very lazy super hero that never is out there saving people.

Jake:I fail at life.
Ian: ZOMG, what are you doing HERE Captain Obvious, THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!!!!!!

by D. Emson April 14, 2008

captain cool

1. The name of this cool kid named jonny that goes to school at les bois in boise... (real name is jonny)

1. Dude... lets go hang out with captain cool.. that kid is supafly

by Akon-ymous May 2, 2006

Captain Alex

Someone that has no idea how awkward they are but is completely innocent… sort of...

The Incredible Hulk, Barry Bonds, Steven Spielberg, Drew Barrymore, R.Kelly, Fidel Castro, Your Face, Bill Clinton, Eliot Spitzer anyone from Walker Texas Ranger.

That kid that stared over my stall in the bathroom was a real captain alex.

by Lars Bondo March 22, 2008

captain kirk

the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vagina and 2 fingers into the anus. also known as the spock or 2 in the pink 2 in the stink.

let me introduce you to captain kirk

by r. o'conner November 30, 2007