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diaper cake

a present left in a baby's diaper as a result of their poopy being in the shape of a small chocolate cake
Tyler just smushed his diaper cake when he fell on his ass in the sandbox!
by Ms. Carter3 January 24, 2011
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cake file

1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes
1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file
by Oncomingstorm77 April 25, 2008
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cake segger

A person who eats cake or desserts after sex as part of aftercare.
"After sugging deez nuts, she became a real cake segger."
by 848693@3&3&2@2 August 6, 2021
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cake-friend

cake-friend (n.)

1. A person whom one likes to bake with.
2. A person whom one knows and trusts with all cake recipes.

3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle to create the best cakes.

4. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the cake world movement.
Taster: "Wow! This lemon pound cake is killer!"
Baker: "Oh Thanks! Alissa gave me that recipe, every recipe she gives me turns out great. She is my one true cake-friend."
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Douche Cake

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.
A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.
by chinrest October 20, 2011
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Caked Up

When a girl wears too much make up, she looks caked up, and unnatural looking!
Damn bro, did you see Jennifer in the break room at lunch break brooo lol she looked all caked up!
by whosurdaddy69 March 14, 2019
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loafy cakes

1. A friend whom passes time at leisure; idle.

2. A friend whom resembles a shaped mass of baked Bread.

3. A friend who's shaped, usually rounded or oblong.
Hey Loafy Cakes, come pick me up. I locked my keys in my car again.
by west coast killah July 20, 2006
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