clit brain

A derogatory term used to denote one's diminished mental capacity, i.e., comparing the size of the brain to a clit.

Whenever I smoke some couchlock weed, I get a severe case of clit brain.

I had to spend 10 minutes trying to get this clit brained customer service rep to understand my simple problem. Actually, during the 10 minutes I rolled and smoked a killer joint, so maybe it partly my fault.

by BobONtheKnob October 22, 2006

brain juice

When you suck dick on the weekend and pass your math test on Monday because of the massive protein boost

Guy: "shit fam 89%, that's crazy. Did you cheat"
Hoe: "nah fam got brain juice on Saturday at that rave"

by ignoreyourproblems November 21, 2016

peepee brain

one whos brain has liquified into peepee.

i am a peepee brain

by Ukilledmyhope October 12, 2003

dick brain

a word that is used on An Officer and a Gentleman instead of saying fuck or sumother word

U r a dick brain!!

by Jess April 5, 2004

Brain bang

The safe for work version of "mind fuck."

Dude, that new rubiks cube is nothing more than a serious brain bang.

by c60jam June 4, 2011

brain monster

referring to ones scrotum when squeezed with a fist like motion

i showed my mother the brain monster when she was in the hospital, she was embarrassed when she looked at it

by kinnard February 22, 2008

hairy brain

Post modern term to describe the Shape and texture of ones genital SACK. Also known as : Scrotum, The Bald Eagle and last but not least the Gerbil Bag.

I caught my hairy brain in the garberator again you fucking cunt...

- Cunt, also see Tulips.

by Cock-in-ass August 2, 2003