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spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'
John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle
by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017
mugGet the spunk the bottlemug.

Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.
"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.
by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011
mugGet the Jizzer bottlemug.

Water Bottle

water bottle is a word British people say in a weird way. same for the sentencebottle of water
“hey can you give me your water bottle?”
“Crikey don’t you mean your bo’le o’ wo’oh? What rubbish!”
by maaria ur mom April 17, 2022
mugGet the Water Bottlemug.

Smack the bottle

To casually take a sip or swig of a any liquor bottle.
Brian told Zach to smack the bottle to stay warm.
by Lainhairrr May 7, 2018
mugGet the Smack the bottlemug.

Water Bottle

by WHITE BUM October 28, 2020
mugGet the Water Bottlemug.

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A jackass who spends so much time drunk and surfing internet pornography that they piss in bottles for months at a time, resulting in a large collection of fetid piss bottle strewn about their whole house.
That Honky is a piss bottle hoarder! I’m not going in there anymore!
by No Mercy May 23, 2025
mugGet the Piss Bottle Hoardermug.

Buxton bottle on car

When a man places a Buxton bottle of water on a automobile he sentences him to a duel. It is derived from the Fenghou; a mad dog like creature that deals havoc to all those around.
Ah , you left man on the log

We’ll see about that

*Places Buxton Bottle on Car*
by Balaboy May 26, 2020
mugGet the Buxton bottle on carmug.

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