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Better than sex

Better than sex is what bts stands for
"Bts stands for better than sex"
"Lies sex is better"
"Shut up you virgin ass bitch"
by Lose holed slut December 24, 2018
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Batter Up

A drinking technique: the act of taking three shots in quick succession. Usually done by more than one person at a time, for friendly competition. Works fast, obviously.
If she pulls another batter up, she's going to be on the floor in a matter of minutes.

I've never gone a batter up with him before, but I hear he holds it well.
by Dancinfetus November 7, 2008
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betterhead

everything like good betterhead
see that girl her body looking good bet she is a betterhead
by tyson March 23, 2004
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bettermentflux

The theory of Bettermentflux posits that even if it's not clear how, things ultimately have a way of coming together and getting better.

Synonym of entropy, the theory that the natural order of things is a slow devolution into chaos and disorder.
The recipe tasted like ass. So I threw it in Tupperware and ordered some pizza. It must have bettermentfluxed overnight, because damn is it tasty now.
by Jonathan Michaels February 7, 2006
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Bitter Butter

Main Entry: bit·ter but-ter

Pronunciation: \bi-tər buh-tər\

Function: noun

Etymology: Internet chat

Date: September 22, 2009

1a. The substance transmitted when giving someone a stink palm or stink fist. b. Product of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat), and proceeding to shake another's hand.

2. expressive of anger, resentment, or generally negative feelings.
That douche just stole my biggest sale of the year right out from under me! He'll get his congratulatory handshake alright, but it's coming with a heaping helping of bitter butter!
by Bittersworth September 22, 2009
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Build Back Better

Joe Biden’s campaign slogan for the recovery of the economy after COVID-19
We can build back better. I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 19, 2020
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Swing batter, Swing

While receiving a blow job, just before the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a baseball bat, as you ejaculate. If you knock her over, it is considered a double. If you knock her unconscious, it is a home run.

Variation: Oral Piñata
I'm going to swing batter, swing that bitch tonight.

Are you gonna go for a home run?

Oh hell yes.
by JR DB December 16, 2009
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