Awkward Boner

Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.

Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*

Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"

by That pin head across the stree January 31, 2014

Boner

the greatest thing a woman/girl would want to see from her crush.

A Dude from a club: that slut got me a boner!

by The Dirtyminedfangirl! April 22, 2019

boner breasts

A woman's erect nipples seen through a shirt or otherwise.

Check out her boner breasts!!!

by jultsygirl February 5, 2010

Boner Bonus

(n) a gift or reward for watching porn; specifically pertaining to the act of watching an adult web cam show and receiving compensation for your time.

(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus

Terry: "Why do you watch adult cam shows?"

Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."

Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."

by FreddyCask May 16, 2011

bonerate

An Austronesian language from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi with approximately 10,000 native speakers.

I'm gonna bonerate your mom in the armpit til she dies of from a mixture of blood loss and sexual pleasure.

by trollbog January 9, 2012

boner bruise

that painful feeling on your mons pubis the morning after dry humping a guy with a boner

Brittany: 'Do you want to go on a bike ride today?"
Me: "No, I have a huge boner bruise from last night."

by britkav July 18, 2012

Boner Island

A man when he sees an attractive figure of the opposite sex

You are now entering boner island!
Hey, how would you like to come visit my island?!

by JesusK5609 July 6, 2016